Measure in pain

Hi, I'm Sarah, eighteen and from Brazil. I speak three languages, Portuguese, English, Spanish and learning French, Italian, Russian, German and a bunch of others (so, talk to me!). Self Harmer recovering. I'm obsessed with tv shows, Stana Katic, Simon Baker and Johnny Depp. I'm seriously addicted to Harry Potter since 2002. I feel that nobody can understand me. I'm a compulsive reader. Ask something, I'm here for that. Hope you enjoy my tumblr. Suggestions are welcome. Thanks you all. xxx

5'1, 98 Pounds.


*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that

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whenever i see these post-apocalyptic films set in the USA where everyone is pretty much just killing each other with no mention of other nations i always just assume that the rest of the world is fine and has learnt how to resume life as normal

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i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free

that’s called night robbery 

so be it

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There needs to be a button that unlikes all of the facebook pages I liked two years ago at once

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Felicia Day is my goddess.

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—Netflix would be by far the best dating site. “Here are 9 other singles in your area who have also watched Breaking Bad for 12 straight hours”

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i’m getting laser eye surgery. very excited to have laser eyes

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if you get a group of at least five people between their late teens and early/middish twenties and have one of them quote spongebob squarepants i swear to god they can kill half an hour at minimum just quoting random and often unrelated spongebob snippets back and forth at each other nigh verbatim without any other conversation, this is basically science

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Everything you love is here

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